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One thing that never ceases to amuse me is the headlines on the front of Women’s magazines, some of them are just so off the wall. Like this one:
Chimp ripped my sisters face off
A chimp, the cuddly little prankster of the monkey family apparently savaged some woman and ‘ripped’ her face off. I appreciate maybe it’s not meant to be humorous but somewhere there is a chimp running round with a ladies face in one hand and a banana in the other. The other amusing one I saw recently was this:
Obsessed – I walked down the aisle with a pie
Ladies if your that into your pies that you can’t put it down to get married please seek help. Perhaps she wasn’t holding the pie but eating it, the groom getting a face full of meat and pastry when she has to say “I do”, maybe she was marrying the pie? I’ve never had pie that good but I suppose their might be one?
Next time you’re in the local newsagents and you want a chuckle just spend a minute browsing the ladies magazines 
Ok I sat down the other night and watch the film ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ which is a great film, Jason Segel does a great job as both star and writer, all in all a good film. Except while i was watching it I fell in love with Mila Kunis, and I don’t mean I think she’s great or I think she’s ‘hot’ or I mean I love her character, I mean on some level I feel that she is the one I am meant to be with.
Crazy I know but I just can’t get this feeling out of my head. This leaves me with two possibilities 1) I’m a crazy idiot and I’m wrong or 2) I’m right. And since I don’t really believe I have the capacity to be wrong and I am neither crazy nor an idiot it must be option 2.
Sadly there are a few small problems:
- I live in England she lives in America
- She’s engaged to someone
- She would very likely think I’m mad
However I don’t see these as problems because I really want to move anyway and would move anywhere with/for the right person and if I am right, if I’m not crazy and this is meant to be then the other two will work themselves out. But of course it would take a miracle, or maybe fate, or destiny, or something for anything to ever happen. If she should ever read this I hope she see’s that as fate, serendipity, and not umm a crazy guy. After all everyone should believe that anything is possible and if people didn’t take chances or have dreams we’d probably not be here.
Coincidentally this would make a great story for a movie, and if anyone wants to make it into a movie I’ll glady tell you how I see the rest of the story going and how I think it ends
